function makeArray(len) {
  for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
  this.length = len;
}

function rand(n) {
  seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
  return (seed >> 16) % n;
}

var now = new Date();
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff;

var sidebar = new makeArray(1);

sidebar[0] = "Everything went great at the LPC last week! Thanks for all of your help. The staff with Sammy\'s was <i>amazing</i> in every way. The service was over-the-top wonderful. I hope you can pass that work along to their manager and the servers as well. It really makes a difference.<p>Thanks again for everything!<p><i>Erin</i>";

document.write(sidebar[rand(sidebar.length)]);