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sidebar[0] = "<b>Rehearsal Dinner</b><p>We were so pleased with the rehearsal dinner we hosted last Friday at Sammy\'s in the Flats. The food, the staff, everything was absolutely wonderful! And the guests at the affair were equally complimentary about everything. It was a wonderful start to our wedding weekend! Thank you so very much for all your time and attention and that of the staff that worked there Friday night.<p>Again, many, many thanks for a wonderful time.<p><i>Barbara</i>";

sidebar[1] = "Thank you, thank you, thank you - for <b>everything!</b> You were so easy to work with, and the party was just beautiful at Sammy\'s in the Flats.<p>And, in case I didn\'t mention it, Michael was a <b>doll</b>! He took such good care of me. (I\'m sure he did the other guests as well, but he made me feel like the Queen of England!)<p>Again, just a super party, and the compliments are still rolling in!<p><i>Dawn</i>";

sidebar[2] = "<b>Christmas Party</b><p>I wanted to thank you and your staff for doing a wonderful job with our Christmas party at Sammy\'s in the Flats. Our project manager was extremely personable and kept things flowing through the night. The chef did an incredible job with the food! I must have heard 10 times yesterday how wonderful the beef tenderloins tasted! The bartender was able to keep up with our <i>many</i> drink orders. The servers were polite and always smiling. Thanks again to everyone who made our evening spectacular!<p><i>Jennifer</i>";

sidebar[3] = "<b>Wedding Dinner</b><p>Thanks to you and your wonderful team, our wedding dinner was the most marvelous event we could have imagined. The food was wonderful, the service was impeccable, and everything looked perfect. Dennis and I are so impressed at everything to do with Sammy\'s, and I know Fran will sing your praises all over Cleveland. Please thank everyone for us - you made it a most memorable night.<p><i>Gretchen</i>";

sidebar[4] = "<b>Rehearsal Dinner</b><p>This was a fantastic evening! Many guests raved about the food. Gitta and her staff and Karen were superb. I did not detect a single glitch. We were so pleased!<p><i>The Daniels</i>";

sidebar[5] = "<b>Wedding Dinner</b><p>Sammy\'s couldn\'t have been more wonderful! Our family had such a fantastic time, I am sure you heard how we wouldn\'t leave! I can\'t thank you enough for all the people who stayed. From what I hear, the bartender was extraordinarily great. Everything couldn\'t have been more perfect.<p><i>Elizabeth</i>";

sidebar[6] = "The event was wonderful. We couldn\'t believe how catered to we were. Fabulous!<p><i>Hayes</i>";

sidebar[7] = "<b>Holiday Party</b><p>I would like to extend my sincere thanks to you for all of your hard work and kindness in making our holiday party such an enjoyable event. Everyone who attended had very positive comments to say regarding the venue, the food and the service. This would not have been possible without your help... We would love to make Sammy\'s our annual gathering place for our holiday party.";

sidebar[8] = "<b>Anniversary Party</b><p>Our event was all we could have asked for. The attention to detail was outstanding. You made it all happen.<p><i>Betty and Wayne</i>";

sidebar[9] = "<b>Rehearsal Dinner</b><p>We were so pleased with the Flats venue, the presentation and food quality, as well as the wait staff and ... coordination of the rehearsal dinner during the event. Our gratitude extends to your entire staff for giving us a truly happy and memorable event.<p>If it\'s special...it\'s Sammy\'s for sure!<p><i>Sprenger/Little</i>";

sidebar[10] = "<b>Wedding Reception</b><p>Zach and I just wanted to drop you a note to say <i>thank you thank you</i> for everything last Saturday! We were both completely baffled by how amazing all of the service and food and the general ambiance of the venue were, and <i>could not</i> have been more pleased with the way everything went. I\'m sure you hear that a lot (otherwise Sammy\'s wouldn't come so highly recommended), but we wanted to put our two cents in as well.<p>Again, <i>thank you</i> doesn\'t even begin to sum-up our gratitude, but thank you just the same!<p><i>Shannon</i>";

sidebar[11] = "<b>Seven Course Wine Tasting Dinner</b><p>I just had to tell you how much last night meant to me. After a very stressful spring break, my husband and I had a date night that surpasses all others - three hours of chatting in front of a beautiful view over one incredible course after another. For the past eight years, the Sammy\'s evening has been the highlight of the year. Thank you so much for your continual support of the Student Senate, and thank you for one vivid memory after another.";

sidebar[12] = "<b>Bridge Builders</b><p>Please tell the staff they did an amazing job last night. The rooms looked so good with the views of the bridges, layout of the tables and buffets, and lighting. Everyone loved it. The staff was attentive, polite and very helpful.<p>The food, simply perfect! We all loved the lo mein station with the Chinese carry-out containers, the hors d\'oeuvres were delicious, and the sandwiches were tasty.<p>Sammy\'s is the best I\'ve seen in this town, and everyone last night will spread that news.<p><i>Char</i>";

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