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sidebar[0] = "<b>I Was So Pleased</b><p>I was very nervous about the event. Karen was wonderful. The staff was so pleasant and hard working. Many guests had never been to the Manor House. All wanted information on the the location and details and who planned the event (food). My experience was wonderful! The staff was so fun! Great food. Beautiful, also. Perfect evening! Very well planned and executed from start to finish. Thank You!<p><i>Donna C.</i>";

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