function makeArray(len) {
  for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
  this.length = len;
}

function rand(n) {
  seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
  return (seed >> 16) % n;
}

var now = new Date();
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff;

var sidebar = new makeArray(1);

sidebar[0] = "<b>Wedding</b><p>Everything was so beautiful. I cannot thank you enough for your thoroughness and attention to every detail. And yes, you were right, the prepoured champagne did not lose its fizz through 4 toasts! The cheese buffet was just as you said: large and beautiful.";

document.write(sidebar[rand(sidebar.length)]);