function makeArray(len) {
  for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
  this.length = len;
}

function rand(n) {
  seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
  return (seed >> 16) % n;
}

var now = new Date();
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff;

var sidebar = new makeArray(2);

sidebar[0] = "<b>Summer Associate Party</b><p>It was wonderful! I always have confidence when working with Sammy\'s that the event will be a success. The food and service were outstanding. Thanks for everything<p><i>Jennifer I.<br>Thompson Hine, LLP</i>";

sidebar[1] = "Gitta Stonitsch was wonderful! Awesome food and table presentation! Your staff were excellent!";

document.write(sidebar[rand(sidebar.length)]);