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sidebar[0] = "<b>Pediatric Travel Club Dinner</b><p>On behalf of the Pediatric Travel Club, I wish to thank you for a marvelous evening this past Saturday at Severance Hall. Gitta...attended to every detail, and the dinner was a huge success. Sandra was the project coordinator, and alert to every detail... [They were] extremely pleasant and a delight to work with. I look forward to another opportunity to work with Sammy\'s...many thanks for a splendid experience.<p><i>Nora</i>";

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